Apparently, to qualify as That Girl, you need to wake up at 5 a.m., drink matcha, do Pilates, journal, meditate, have glowing skin, and somehow you have your entire life together before 9. Oh. Okay. So we're unemployed? Because WHO has the time?! Don't get me wrong, I love a good self-care routine. But somewhere between the green juices and matching workout sets, being That Girl became a whole damn job. And the qualifications? RIDICULOUS. Perfect body. Perfect apartment. Perf

Every year October 3rd comes around and suddenly the internet collectively remembers one thing. "What day it is?" "October 3rd." And just like that, Mean Girls Day is officially here. It's kind of crazy that all these years later, this movie still has the girls ina chokehold. The pink. The mini skirts. The Burn Book. Regina George. And enough one-liners to permanently alter our vocabulary. But watching Mean Girls as a grown woman hits a little different. Because Regina wasn't

I probably wasn’t coming. That is not the point. I wanted the invitation.